Keep Calm and Love Lemons

When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.
Ask Me Anything!

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gunpressedagainstyouranatomy:

disneyscouples:

DISNEY’S COUPLES

is it just me or does that couple look like jared and genevieve padalecki

Now when i see this couple all i’m going to think about is Jared and Gen….

freshorphresh:

Presenting Horrible Movie Clichés, an illustrated guide, brought to you by the New York International Latino Film Festival.

mishasminions:

saiyan:

Actually, the “door” in question is actually not a door at all!

If we turn this “door” clockwise we reveal…

…that it is actually a door frame!!

It is a piece of paneling from the doorframe in the First Class lounge based off a piece that was actually recovered:

This piece isn’t more than 3cm at maximum thickness!

In reality, if the panel in the movie was based off the actual panel,

It shouldn’t have held either of them afloat!!

ACTUALLY, THE FORMULA IS SIMPLE

POOR BOY MEETS RICH GIRL ON BOAT + NAKED RICH GIRL + OBSTACLES + LOVE & SEX + MORE OBSTACLES + MORE LOVE + DEATH + LOTS AND LOTS OF DEATH + ONE LOVER MAKES GRAND SACRIFICE AND/OR DIES FOR THE OTHER + BITTERSWEET ENDING = BLOCKBUSTER MOVIE

SO NO, THE FLOATING PIECE OF CRAP WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO ACCOMMODATE TWO PEOPLE OTHERWISE JAMES CAMERON AND CELINE DION WOULD BE NOBODIES

(Source: fuckyeahidiotsonfacebook)

thug life:: i didnt choose any of you.

there-is-no-finish-line:

Me during finals week

itskobebitch:

what i have learned from talking about my feelings

it’s better to not talk about my feelings

(Source: jaclcfrost)

me:: time for bed
stomach:: LET'S EAT 15 CHEESEBURGERS WITH ICE CREAM CAKE AND POTATO CHIPS WITH AN ENTIRE TACO BELL ON THE SIDE
brain:: HEY REMEMBER ALL THOSE WORRIES, IDEAS, ASPIRATIONS AND OTHER ANXIOUS THOUGHTS WELL NOW YOU DO
muscles:: I HURT FOR AN UNEXPLAINED REASON LIKE ARE YOU GROWING DO YOU HAVE A DISEASE LOL IDK HELP
skin:: LET'S PLAY A GAME CALLED ARE YOU ITCHY OR DID A SPIDER EGG SACK JUST BIRTH ON YOU
ears:: THERE'S A JET PLANE 500 MILES AWAY ALSO I THINK THE NEIGHBOR IS VACUUMING
eyes:: WOW EVER NOTICE HOW IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY INTO PITCH BLACKNESS YOU CAN ALMOST SEE YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE
mouth:: IT'S DEATH VALLEY UP IN HERE
body:: HAVE FUN TOSSING AND TURNING FOR THE NEXT 2 HOURS
me:: ok

ap student:: hey im going to my ap class
ap student:: ugh my ap textbook is SO heavy
ap student:: ugh, im taking 7 AP classes
ap student:: AP
ap student:: listen to me
ap student:: look at me
ap student:: AP
ap student:: IM SMART
ap student:: LET ME READ YOU MY ENTIRE SCHEDULE SO THAT YOU CAN INHALE HOW INTELLIGENT I AM AND BREATHE IN HOW MUCH BETTER I AM THAN YOU
ap student:: ap

when i hear someone next to me say “don’t tell anyone”

sodamnrelatable:

*eavesdrop*