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Presenting Horrible Movie Clichés, an illustrated guide, brought to you by the New York International Latino Film Festival.
Actually, the “door” in question is actually not a door at all!
If we turn this “door” clockwise we reveal…
…that it is actually a door frame!!
It is a piece of paneling from the doorframe in the First Class lounge based off a piece that was actually recovered:
This piece isn’t more than 3cm at maximum thickness!
In reality, if the panel in the movie was based off the actual panel,
It shouldn’t have held either of them afloat!!
ACTUALLY, THE FORMULA IS SIMPLE
POOR BOY MEETS RICH GIRL ON BOAT + NAKED RICH GIRL + OBSTACLES + LOVE & SEX + MORE OBSTACLES + MORE LOVE + DEATH + LOTS AND LOTS OF DEATH + ONE LOVER MAKES GRAND SACRIFICE AND/OR DIES FOR THE OTHER + BITTERSWEET ENDING = BLOCKBUSTER MOVIE
SO NO, THE FLOATING PIECE OF CRAP WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO ACCOMMODATE TWO PEOPLE OTHERWISE JAMES CAMERON AND CELINE DION WOULD BE NOBODIES
Me during finals week